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Official Blog. I post things that are relevant to my interests. YEAH. My opinions are my own and do not represent the opinions of those who I work with.

hbk827 asked: what do you use to record cards anginst humanity? i've been tring to record it with some friends and everything i've tried hasn't seemed to work


Answer:

OBS

— 3 hours ago with 8 notes
j3sseram asked: Have u ever true getting chills into the creatures so that maybe the derp crew and the creatures can become one


Answer:

He was kicked out almost 3 years ago lol. Won’t happen.

— 5 hours ago with 32 notes
niallgetinmypants asked: hi ze do you get hit on a lot?


Answer:

On the internet yes :|

— 7 hours ago with 57 notes
grandpaahab:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING
SASH WRINGING
TRASH SINGING
MASH FLINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
CRASH DINGING

HASH SLINGING SLASHER!

grandpaahab:

jonisspiffy:

THE SLASH BRINGING

SASH WRINGING

TRASH SINGING

MASH FLINGING

FLASH STRINGING RINGING

CRASH DINGING

HASH SLINGING SLASHER!

(Source: josiephone)

— 7 hours ago with 406992 notes
aquacadetrc asked: So why do you call him Chilly Willy? Is it just fun to say or... what?


Answer:

It’s funny

— 7 hours ago with 63 notes

scatteredgathered:

whenever ze calls chilled chillywilly (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

— 8 hours ago with 237 notes
vellyum asked: To find fan art and stuff do you go to the zeroyalviking tag?


Answer:

yup

— 8 hours ago with 14 notes
mileaux:

rojoninja:

trebled-negrita-princess:

stfusexists:

feminismandpugsarelife:

heremotionsickness:

Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real. 

Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.

Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?

so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.

yeah but


ROJO WHAT THE SHIT

mileaux:

rojoninja:

trebled-negrita-princess:

stfusexists:

feminismandpugsarelife:

heremotionsickness:

Reblogging because I want all of my followers to be aware of just how much you can do in Photoshop, and how little of what you see on posters, in magazines and of pictures on the internet etc. are necessarily real. 

Imagine how the model feels, too. She was hired to be the most beautiful, but they still had to change her because her beauty wasn’t enough.

Not only is the general body distortion completely gross, but notice that they lighten her skin color. This is a white, blonde model, and they make her whiter. Actual white people aren’t even the ideal whiteness, so can you even imagine what models with dark skin have to endure in this industry?

so for all you girls that ask “Why can’t I look like the girls in magazines” it’s because the girls in magazines don’t even look like the girls in magazines.

yeah but

ROJO WHAT THE SHIT

(via peptobisbutt)

— 8 hours ago with 406827 notes
cubacityvegas asked: Is it okay to change for a woman?


Answer:

Only if it’s beneficial for you.

— 9 hours ago with 25 notes